Happy Friday y'all. I hope you have had a great week.
Lets do this.
1.I have turned into P's pet, and I now do things for treats. Its Cadbury Carmel Egg time, and I am a sucker for those things. Not the cream ones, the carmel ones. They are the perfect food, and I eat them by the box. I have even been called predatory when it comes to those eggs. P went out and bought a ton, and has them hidden. This week, he has offered eggs in exchange for chores. For example, one night we were on the couch, and he wanted a drink. He said "If you get up and get me a cup of water, I will give you an egg." I jumped off the couch as fast as possible, and he pulled an egg from him pocket.
2.I quoted a very inappropriate scene from The Office in front of my in-laws. I went to the store during lunch and bought some toilet paper. My in-laws were at my house when I got home. It was a different brand that usual. P looked at it oddly, and I said " Is two ply not good enough for your anus." Then I looked at them and said "Don't get me started on how coddled the American anus is." Dwight muttered those words, and now apparently, so do I.
3. I have eaten more than 12 carmel eggs this week. I am ashamed. And so is my ass.
4. Sometimes, I let my dog kiss me on the lips. Its sick, and my mom tells me I can get rabies or worms b/c he eats doodoo sandwiches. I really don't care b/c I love him so much.
Fess up y'all!