Here are my weekly confessions:
1.When I have to spell the word banana, I sing the Gwen Stefani song to myself to make sure I spelled it correctly.
2. I rapped Ice Ice Baby in my office this week.
3. My dog is sick and wont drink, so I have been pouring water down his mouth forcefully. I am basically water boarding him.
4. My dog is sick and wont take his meds, so I put it in his mouth, grip his snout and blow in his nose.....I am basically making out with him twice daily.
5. My dog is sick and wont eat much, so we are inspecting his fecal matter every time he goes to the bathroom.
6. I ate a piece of chocolate cake this week. I threw the plate in my trash can at my desk. I then realized there was still icing on the cake. I pulled it out of the trash can and licked off the icing.
Fess up peeps.
5 comments:
My ringtone used to be Ice Ice Baby haha
the last one is totally something I would do.
i have to ask though...
is doggy okay?
i yelled, curses, and attempted to chase off the goose in my yard by waving my arms and chasing it.
it didn't work.
aww, i hope your dog gets better. that's no fun having a sick one.
your confessions are great and funny! i always look forward to them bc they make me laugh. oh lord....
I think you should post a video of your rap, Allison for all to see.. ;) hehe!! My confession this week... hmm.. i'm sure there are many but I can never think of any. lol!
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