Here are my weekly confessions:
1.When I have to spell the word banana, I sing the Gwen Stefani song to myself to make sure I spelled it correctly.
2. I rapped Ice Ice Baby in my office this week.
3. My dog is sick and wont drink, so I have been pouring water down his mouth forcefully. I am basically water boarding him.
4. My dog is sick and wont take his meds, so I put it in his mouth, grip his snout and blow in his nose.....I am basically making out with him twice daily.
5. My dog is sick and wont eat much, so we are inspecting his fecal matter every time he goes to the bathroom.
6. I ate a piece of chocolate cake this week. I threw the plate in my trash can at my desk. I then realized there was still icing on the cake. I pulled it out of the trash can and licked off the icing.
Fess up peeps.