1. I have been calling the bathroom the whiz palace all week.
2. During an argument with P, I actually used the phrase "I'm an effin delicate flower"
3. We ate two medium pizzas in one night
4.We ate a large bag of M and M's in less than twenty minutes.
5. I always announce to P when I have to go to the restroom.
6. I didn't brush my hair one day this week before work, and no one could tell the difference.
Fess up peeps.