Thursday, July 12, 2012

Pillow Talk, second edition

Where: bed

When: last night

Who: Her and Him

Situation: her exhausted and going to bed and the late hour of 9:10. Him, not tired, and messing with her.

Him: come on, fight back, why are you so tired

Her: because I get up so early

Him: stay up come on

Her: I WANT TO GO TO BED

him: hey, no pinching

Her: I'm not pinching you

Him: then what do you call what your doing

Her: it's called pulling out your arm hair, not pinching

Him: stop it

Her: (in a fit of laughter) leave me alone, or I will pee on your side of the bed. I'm not scared to use my urine as a weapon.

Him: (stopping the tickling) I know you would.

 

3 comments:

Denise said...

you're hilarious.

Nurse Frugal said...

Marriage is awesome like that, the only time you can use bodily fluids and smells as threats.
-Nurse Frugal

~Carla~ said...

Awesome! You should so move near me! I need a friend like you nearby! lol!