Where: bed
When: last night
Who: Her and Him
Situation: her exhausted and going to bed and the late hour of 9:10. Him, not tired, and messing with her.
Him: come on, fight back, why are you so tired
Her: because I get up so early
Him: stay up come on
Her: I WANT TO GO TO BED
him: hey, no pinching
Her: I'm not pinching you
Him: then what do you call what your doing
Her: it's called pulling out your arm hair, not pinching
Him: stop it
Her: (in a fit of laughter) leave me alone, or I will pee on your side of the bed. I'm not scared to use my urine as a weapon.
Him: (stopping the tickling) I know you would.
3 comments:
you're hilarious.
Marriage is awesome like that, the only time you can use bodily fluids and smells as threats.
-Nurse Frugal
Awesome! You should so move near me! I need a friend like you nearby! lol!
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