Here are my weekly confessions
1. Dinner last night was an entire sleeve of crackers and laughing cow cheese.
2. I called in sick to work on Tuesday, I was not sick.
3. I wait until P comes to bed, and then I fart.
4. I call the dogs onto the bed in the morning to lick P in the face to wake him up.
5. I got to work on thursday at 8, however I didn't actually do any work until 10.
Fess up peeps.