1. I bashed my cart into a woman at the grocery store. Hard.
2. My dog sits on my pillow right before bed and it does not bother me.
3. My boss got a new desk chair and I thought it was ugly. I told him 1984 called and wanted their chair back. He refuses to use it now.
4. I barge in on P while he goes to the restroom.
Fess up peeps.