1. I was so giddy about a shopping trip with coupons this week that I had a hard time going to bed.
2. I have a ton to do at work, but I took three days off and I don't even care if I finish it all.
3. I have watched the same episodes of Modern Family on Hulu at least 5 times this week.
4. I ate an entire cauliflower pizza by myself in one night.
5. A creepy guy at the gym tried to talk to me. I pretended I didn't notice and kept walking.
Fess up peeps.