1. When running with my dog, I don't let him stop to sniff and pee. So he has gotten in the habit of peeing while running. I am a mean owner.
|This would be my dogs urine trail while running. I would not let|
him stop to pee, yet I allowed myself to stop and take the photo.
2. Running gets the pipes going....internally. I was rushing back home one day after the run, and I needed to get to the restroom. I turned the corner and passed gas really loudly when I thought no one was around. Turns out, an entire family was on the side of the yard, and they clearly heard it.
3. I ran in 95 degree heat. I told everyone, and basically made myself out to be a martyr for running in the heat.
4. I trip on something nearly every time I run. This week, I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk in front of a group of teenagers. They all saw and laughed. I was embarrassed.
Fess up y'all.