1. When running with my dog, I don't let him stop to sniff and pee. So he has gotten in the habit of peeing while running. I am a mean owner.
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| This would be my dogs urine trail while running. I would not let him stop to pee, yet I allowed myself to stop and take the photo. |
2. Running gets the pipes going....internally. I was rushing back home one day after the run, and I needed to get to the restroom. I turned the corner and passed gas really loudly when I thought no one was around. Turns out, an entire family was on the side of the yard, and they clearly heard it.
3. I ran in 95 degree heat. I told everyone, and basically made myself out to be a martyr for running in the heat.
4. I trip on something nearly every time I run. This week, I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk in front of a group of teenagers. They all saw and laughed. I was embarrassed.
Fess up y'all.
5 comments:
Haha I could never run in 95 degree heat! I would die.
okay, yeah - you are mean!!
and the gas thing totally made me laugh!!
i guess my running confession would be throwing poop bags (full of poop) into the trees when know one is looking. (now, the bags are biodegradable but i still feel guilty!!)
i was convinced my running buddy had gotten abducted, but i was so tired i walked (didn't run) around the rest of the park loop to find her.
1. I walked into a grocery store today, sweaty, stinky, and covered in trail debris, because I NEEDED MORE WATER.
2. I have gotten on the bus, post-run, in a state that NO ONE should get on a bus. And definitely not have to sit near me. I try to remember to bring a towel...
3. I did a long run today. I have subsequently used this to justify eating a small package of M&Ms, a container of milk tea, and (soon) a cupcake. Whoops.
I don't run. ;) Thankfully as i'm sure i'm less graceful than you... lol!
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