Howdy ho amgios! Is there an amigo other than P that reads this? Pretty sure y'all are all amigos.
Here are my weekly confessions.
1. I ate 3 sleeves of Saltines and drank a gallon of Sprite. I had food poisoning this week, and to help myself get over it, I bought crackers and Sprite. Not sure if 100 crackers and chugging sugar soda water gets rid of stomach aches.
2. I throw our dog poo over the fence into the alley. I am the worlds greatest neighbor ever.
3. When taking out the trash, rather than opening the gate and setting it behind the garage, I hurl it over the fence. Again, I am the best neighbor ever. And it ticks P off to no end.
4. I paid money to get my nails painted, and then proceeded to pick all the polish off within 2 days. Waste of moolah.
Ok, fess up my friends!!!