How to make your stomach hurt at midnight---eat white powdered donuts every time you enter the house
How to feel full all day---don't stop eating when you are in the house
How to feel sluggish and tired--- don't eat any veggies for 4 days straight
How to feel so full, you want to pass out--go for seconds on every single meal, even if you are not hungry at all
How to put on weight, while skiing 8 hours a day on vacay---eat continuiously when not skiing.
As you can see, this has been a fab vacation so far, it really has. I have not so much fallen off the healthy eating band wagon, as I have thrown myself off into a sea of white powdered donuts, that I inhale by the bag full.
I was up last night with the worst stomach pains ever. It was horrible. I need to stop with the junk foods ASAP! Can someone please pass me a carrot, or some cabbage? Please?