Wednesday, March 16, 2011

How to

How to make your stomach hurt at midnight---eat white powdered donuts every time you enter the house

How to feel full all day---don't stop eating when you are in the house

How to feel sluggish and tired--- don't eat any veggies for 4 days straight

How to feel so full, you want to pass out--go for seconds on every single meal, even if you are not hungry at all

How to put on weight, while skiing 8 hours a day on vacay---eat continuiously when not skiing.

As you can see, this has been a fab vacation so far, it really has. I have not so much fallen off the healthy eating band wagon, as I have thrown myself off into a sea of white powdered donuts, that I inhale by the bag full.

I was up last night with the worst stomach pains ever. It was horrible. I need to stop with the junk foods ASAP! Can someone please pass me a carrot, or some cabbage? Please?


Rochelle said...

Haha- I almost ate an entire 1 lb bag of M&M's last night myself. And I just talked to Jeff about the need to have healthier foods in the house!! Sounds like your having fun - despite the belly ache. It wouldn't be a vacation if you didn't indulge a little!

Brooke said...

i've got part of an apple here.


Anonymous said...

i just had toast with peanut butter and a banana - may I suggest that for breakfast instead of donuts?

It does sound like you had a good vacation!!