Pillow Talk

Where: bed

When: last night

Situation: wet spot

Her: what's that wet spot

Him: where

Her: by my feet, I think the dog peed

Him: are you sure it was the dog?

Her: it wasn't me

Him: alli......

Her: I'm not 4 I didnt pee in bed

Him: smell it

Her: I'm not smelling dog pee