1. I ate a large container of goldfish between lunch and three p.m. I take lunch ate one.
2. I was mopping the floor and P messed with me. So I lifted the mop and squirted him in the face with mop water
3. I went into the gas station in my p.j.'s.
4. I got dinner for myself one night and P only wanted a drink. I drank 1/2 the drink before I got home.
Fess up y'all!