Here are my weekly confessions:
1.I have been eating pistachios like sunflower seeds. I just pop the whole thing in my mouth and spit out the shells.
2. I try to accomplish things while I brush my teeth. As a result there are drops of toothpaste all over the carpet that I don't bother to clean up.
3. I dropped something in the mail slot at work by accident. I tried to retrieve it by putting my head and chest in the mail slot. I got stuck.
4. At my massage this week I accidentally farted.
5. I pounded 4 chocolate caramel eggs in under 5 minutes.
6. I called my best friend to wish her happy birthday a day late.
Fess up friends....what have you done wrong this week?
By the way, I have a guest post up over at Making Sense of Cents. Check it out if you want.
6 comments:
i want a vlog reenactment of #3!! :)
Ditto what Brooke said! Rotfl!!
Thanks for guest posting for me!
And I'm the same way, when I brush my teeth, I tend to do something else at the same time (usually it's cleaning the sink completely).
Literally LOL to every confession. Thanks. That was awesome.
haha, that's hilarious you farted. that's always been a fear of mine.
It's Wednesday and I'm just getting caught up on your Friday confessions! Too funny! I also do the multi-tasking thing when brushing my teeth.
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