1. I stole P's super expensive toothbrush and use it for myself now.
2. I eat the frozen cookie dough at work that the receptionist uses to bake cookies for clients.
3. I ate about 10 cookies today.
4. I went to a socializing thing for work and spent the first thirty minutes hiding out in the back of the office so I would not have to meet new people.
5. I brush my teeth while I pee in the mornings to achieve maximum efficiency.
Fess up peeps. What did you do wrong this week.