Here are my weekly confessions
1. I saw trash on the bathroom floor at work and left it there.
2. I had a bad day, so at lunch I ate my feelings
3. I had a bad day, so at dinner I drank my feelings
4. I smoke screened several times at best buy
5. My boss was complaining about the taste of the water from our new filtration system. I responded by saying, "I'm sorry, that's a real terrible first world problem you are having."
Fess up peeps.
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DH and I went out to eat and when he excused himself form the table I told the manger that it was DH's birthday and the waitstaff sang HAPPY BIRTHDAY to him on his walk back from the bathroom---DH's birthday is in Dec. :0)
My niece said that I bake the best cookies EVAH--Thank you Keebler Elves.
After hearing DH pull in our driveway I ran and hid by the back door to SCARE him. He decided to check the garden,put away a few tools, fill the bird feeder and I think he even solved the nations budget well when he finally came through the door I said BOO in a very pi$$ed off tone and asked him where he had been. lol lol But I did manage to scare him enough that he dropped his computer case.
One day I'll act my age but not today.
p.s- I think I ate your feeling too. lol lol Damn you Ben and Jerry's Yogurt Ice Cream!!!
1. I lied to the piano teacher and said that kids were sick, when really I just didn't want to drive them.
2. I enrolled my 3 year old son in dance because I thought he would love it and it would be so cute, but I was very embarrassed for him because he was the only boy. He loved it & didn't notice!
3. I haven't done the dishes, laundry or cleaned bathrooms today. Instead I am reading blogs and playing Farmville (=
i lied to jay on the way home from my social run - when he called and asked me to bring supper home for him, i lied and said it was too late. i was still 5 miles from the food exit.
Last night I skipped dinner and instead had a HUGE English Toffee flavored coffee - because that was what I really wanted...soooooo good!!
Right now I'm supposed to be putting the laundry away....oops :P
these are hilarious! you kill me with your funnies.
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