1. I sleep with my legs together because I fear that if I spread them, I will pee on myself in my sleep.
2. Whenever I drink wine, I am paranoid that I will vomit in my sleep and choke on it and die like Jimmy Hendrix.
3. I ate an entire jar of Biscoff spread in two days.
4. I gave my dog people food. That is something I vowed to never do.
Fess up peeps!
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4 comments:
Haha I can't stop laughing at #1!
I give Brooklyn human food
all
the
time
I thought I would not as well :)
Rotfl! Just pee before you go to bed.. ;)
oh i could fill these comments with bizarro dreams i've been having. of course i'm not afraid of wetting the bed, so i don't hold a candle to yours!!
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