1. I sleep with my legs together because I fear that if I spread them, I will pee on myself in my sleep.
2. Whenever I drink wine, I am paranoid that I will vomit in my sleep and choke on it and die like Jimmy Hendrix.
3. I ate an entire jar of Biscoff spread in two days.
4. I gave my dog people food. That is something I vowed to never do.
Fess up peeps!