Friday, December 14, 2012

Friday confessions

1. I sleep with my legs together because I fear that if I spread them, I will pee on myself in my sleep.

2. Whenever I drink wine, I am paranoid that I will vomit in my sleep and choke on it and die like Jimmy Hendrix.

3. I ate an entire jar of Biscoff spread in two days.

4. I gave my dog people food. That is something I vowed to never do.

 

Fess up peeps!

4 comments:

M. at Making Sense of Cents said...

Haha I can't stop laughing at #1!

Denise said...

I give Brooklyn human food

all
the
time

I thought I would not as well :)

~Carla~ said...

Rotfl! Just pee before you go to bed.. ;)

Brooke said...

oh i could fill these comments with bizarro dreams i've been having. of course i'm not afraid of wetting the bed, so i don't hold a candle to yours!!