An ode to the egg.
O sweet egg, how I love thee,
But alas you are no good for me.
Sweet chocolate so tasty so nice
And salty caramel, I want to eat it thrice.
You only come out but once per year
So many months I long for you my dear,
You are no good for me this I know,
But I don't care, and that's fo sho.
I have just reached an all new low. I know this.
These caramel eggs are delish, and I cannot control myself during Easter season, because its the only time they come out. They are the greatest thing I have ever eaten. Nothing else can compare. Not Rolo's, not any candy bar. Nothing.
Last night P and I went to the store specifically for these. I went to the shelf and they were gone. I ended up pouting and walking around the store mad.
But, right before we left, I walked on the back side of a display and saw the last remaining few. I grabbed a bunch with two hands and literally ran through the store trying to find P so I could show him my delight.
We bought our hooch, and once I sat down in the car i tore it open and took a bite, and it was perfect. When P asked for some, I kinda wanted to slap him, but I gave him half.
I proceeded it eat five of them in record time. I then went into a massive sugar high, then crashed really hard. I am feeling a bit hung over today from my sugar binge.
My mother in law described me as a predator of those eggs. Ouch.
What's your favorite candy?