1. I ate an entire meal with my hands because I was too lazy to get up and get a knife.
2. I do planks and push ups in my office everyday
3. I put things I have already done on my to do list so that I have something to highlight as completed.
4. I met a celebrity this week, and as I talked to him, I totally word vomited on him and could not form a complete coherent sentence. After talking to him, I literally ran away.
Fess up y'all