Friday, August 8, 2014

Friday Confessions

Howdy ho y'all. Its Friday, thank goodness.

Y'all, these last 2 weeks have been some of the roughest I've had in my professional career. When I went on vacation, everything at work was 100% zipped up tight. It was as close to perfect as my office has ever been. Without getting into details, there was an accident (we are not at fault, but have to deal with the aftermath) that is resulting in an insurance claim that is nearly half a million dollars.

That's enough serious talk. Its Friday, that means its confession day. Let's do this.

1. P and I laid in bed and watched our neighbors from our window. We were creepin'. Our neighbors are a bit different, and this past weekend they were working in their yard. We could not figure out what they were doing, so we laid in bed and watched them. P kept telling me to be still and not move the curtains they wouldn't notice us watching. I asked if we should get the binoculars to get a better view.

2.I took my bra off in the car while driving. It is approximately 1000 degrees here in Texas right now. One day, I was sweating profusely, so when I got in the car to go home, I took off my bra in the parking garage.

3. I had a wet t-shirt contest at work. No seriously, I did. I was wearing a white shirt, and I went to take a drink of water, and somehow missed my mouth. My entire 32 oz cup of water ended up on my shirt. That was at 9:22 AM. I had a meeting at 10:00, so I threw on a sweater (again in 1000 degree weather) and rushed to Target and bought the first top I saw and a new bra.

4. I sexted. Sexting is the most hilarious word to me, and I've always wanted to do it. So I did. I don't think I am very good at it though. But, its hot, cheesy, and gooey, which if I understand sexting correctly thats what it should be. See the text below between me and the hubs.
Sexting. Its not that fun. I know the contact say's JV. I have about 86 nicknames for my husband and JV is one of them. I think P sauce is his favorite though.

All right y'all, its your turn. Fess up!!


Brooke said...

employees have the opportunity to pay $5 to wear jeans on friday here at work. routinely i take their cash and stuff it in my bra.

Anonymous said...

I used to live in a corner house with a side porch and I had really strange neighbors on the diagonal. I creeped on them SO HARD. And pretty much as soon as I get home from work every day, especially in the summer in my A/C-less apartment, bra comes off RIGHT away. No shame.

Denise said...

wow, I'm not sure if I can read your blog wild women! sexting and wet t-shirt contest in the same week! what has become of you :)

happy weekend!

Tania said...

You've been busy, haha! We used to spy on our neighbors back home... mostly on their dogs. We always wanted a dog, and the neighbors would spy on us spying on their dogs. We pretended neither of us was watching.