Friday Confessions

Hey y'all. Its Friday, so its time for our confessions!

Here we go..

1.I bought a whole bunch of decorations and crafting supplies to decorate for fall. 2 weeks later, they were still in the bag unused, so I took them back to the store and got my money back. Crafting failure.

2. I sat on a toilet in the yard and talked to neighbors. Let me give you a little back story. Our toilet in the master bathroom was not flushing, so we had to get a new one. We put the old one out in the front for the large item trash pick up, and they only pick up on Monday's, so the old toilet sat on the curb for a few days. One day, I was talking to the kids next door, and sat on the toilet while we chatted. Just doing my part to keep the neighborhood classy.

3. I have had paint in my hair for 4 days. I was painting a closet this week, and got paint in my hair. Its not yet been washed out. People are starting to notice.

4.I found my old N'SYNC c.d., and I know every word to every single song. When I was cleaning out a closet (the one I ended up painting) I found a bunch of my old c.d.'s. I ended up pulling out the N'SYNC one, and much to my husbands horror, I still knew each song by heart and most of the dance moves that go with it.  (Hu hu hu here we go, N'SYNC has got the flow).

There was a time in my life where I thought I would meet and marry Lance Bass. I was madly in love with him and thought he was the cutest thing ever. Ugh, news flash young Allison, he likes dudes, so you never stood a chance. I also was able to recount all the drama between JT and JC. I thought P would be interested, but shockingly, he wasn't. So weird.

Your turn, fess up!

Friday Confessions

We made it to another Friday!

This week has been a busy, but productive one over here.

Anyone have any fun weekend plans?

Its Friday, so that means its time for Friday Confessions!

Here we go.

1.I asked a guy if he washed his hands after coming out of the restroom. I had a meeting and I was going to meet a vendor to do some work. He walked out of the restroom right when I walked into the lobby of the building. I walked up, shook his hand, and said "I sure hope you washed." He got red faced and didn't respond. Ugh.

2. We have been binge watching Friday Night Lights. This t.v. show is AMAZING! We watched 3 episodes each night this week, and then we both woke up at 3:30AM and watched it before work. Addicting!

3.We stared down a neighbor from our porch. Our neighbors boyfriend parks right in front of our house, right next to our driveway. It makes it really hard to back out and he parks in a way that we nearly hit his car all the time. We have asked him to stop parking so close to our driveway and give us more room. He has not. So this week, he pull up and we stood on the porch and watched him park.

All right gang, fess up!

Friday Confessions: Homecoming Edition

Happy Friday Y'all!

Its State Fair time here in Texas, and that can only mean one thing, Homecoming! While I don't have any desire to go to my high school, college, or graduate school homecoming, it does take me down memory lane.  Its Friday night lights, high school dances, and of course looking around to find out who has the biggest mum.

While this was not my mum, I did have some pretty righteous mum's during my high school years! 

So in honor of Homecoming, I thought I would give you some blast from the past Friday confessions from my high school years.

1.I backed my car over the mailbox at the house. I was backing out of the driveway and somehow I ended up in the grass with the mailbox under my car. I drove off.

2. I got sent home from school most Friday's. At my high school we had a dress code for shorts and skirts, they had to be a dollar bill width above the knee. On Friday's I would wear a skirt and hike it up before my geometry class. We had quizzes each Friday and my geometry teacher was my soccer coach.

3. I closed my eyes during my drivers test. We were driving over a bridge and I got scared. So I closed my eyes and the instructor freaked, but somehow still gave me my license.

4. I offered to buy my soccer coach cigarettes and porn. When I turned 18 I wanted to do something with my newfound adulthood. I asked him that during practice one day. He was not amused.

5. I dated a guy who was a drummer but didn't tell anyone it was in the high school band. I thought it made me sound cool to date a drummer, I just didn't tell anyone where he drummed. They found out eventually and made fun of me.

6. I broke up with said guy 2 hours before prom and refused to go with him. I told him I was sick, and when he came over, I broke up with him. But, did manage to go water skiing with him the next day.

Alright friends, fess up!!!

Friday Confessions

Happy Friday y'all!

I hope that y'all have had a great week! Its time for our Friday Confessions.

1. I have a couple of friends on Fitbit and my one goal daily is to beat them. So I march in place all day long.  Even at work, I will talk to someone and step side to side just to keep my step count up.  People ask me all the time if I have to pee. I always have to explain myself.

2. I ate six Twix in a row. The regular sized ones, not the minis. I have a problem. A big one.

3. I take toilet seat covers and put them in my purse every time I go to a public restroom. I drink a ton of water, and I have to pee ALL THE TIME. And because of that, I always have to go to the restroom, so I tend to take a few extra and keep them in my purse in case one of the restrooms I visit does not have any.

4. I wore the same shirt twice this week on accident. I wore it with a skirt one day, and the next day I wore it with pants. I didn't realize it until I got to work, because my assistant pointed it out.

All right gang, its your turn, fess up!

Friday Confessions

Hey friends! I hope that everyone has had a great week.
It's been a crazy week here in Dallas. Between the ebola patient a mere 10 miles from us, and a major storm that has caused major damages to the city, I think everyone here is ready for a few days off.

With that being said, its time for Friday Confessions!

1. On Sunday we bought a box of brownies. We baked them, and then proceeded to eat the entire pan before it even cooled off.  My husband and I ate ourselves sick. But, it was delicious. We would take a few bites, then put it in the freezer to cool off. 30 seconds later, we would pull it out, take a few bites, and put it back in the freezer to cool off. Repeat about 4 more times, and the pan was gone.

2. I wore 2 different earrings to work. They were vastly different earrings. One was a stud, and the other was dangly. No one told me. No one gave me a heads up. I didn't even notice when I looked at myself in the restroom.

3. I walked out of my office and into Target looking like the picture below.  I had a soccer game Tuesday night, and forgot shoes and a sports bra. When I changed in the restroom at work, I realized what I had done, and so I held my head up high, and walked out of the building and into Target in soccer shorts, a silk top from Banana Republic, and heels. Not to mention the awesome sock line because my dress socks were too tight. Why I didn't just put my black pants back on is beyond me.

Ok, now its your turn. Fess up friends! 

Friday Confessions

Hi y'all!
Its Friday, which means another week has passed and its time to do our weekly confessions!

1.I told my assistant I had a meeting. I actually had a hair appointment.  I left at 3:00 to get my hair done, and when I was finished, I went home.

2.I made myself cry at work talking about the movie Marley and Me. I've never actually seen the movie, but I somehow got worked up about it at my desk.

3.I stiff armed my dog. The other day I heard my dog running down the hall and knew he was going to try and jump on the bed. I held my arm out like football players do, and he hit my arm straight on, and crashed down to the floor. 

4. I gave some guys at the gym dirty looks. There are not a ton of women who lift, so the guys at the gym in the mornings tend to take weights that the ladies set down between sets, or take room on the floor. The other morning, I had my little 3 foot area, and I walked 10 feet to pick up a dumbbell. When I came back to my spot, a guy started lifting there. I didn't take off my headphones, I didn't say anything, I just stared him down in the mirror. Real mature, I know. 

Fess up!!! 

Friday Confessions

Hey Gang! Its Friday. That means, its time for our weekly confessions. Its time to tell all we did wrong this week.

1.I told my team that I had a meeting and that I needed my assistant to come. We actually went and got our nails did. We were both in pretty bad moods, and in a total funk. So, I made a decision to take a 20 minute break, and treat us both to painted nails. 20 minutes later, we were happy, excited, and ready to work.

2.I stole a beer. I was at a wedding last weekend, and I thought it was an open bar. So, I walked up, asked for a beer, and walked off. I didn't realize until later when I saw people at my table pulling out money that you actually had to pay.

3. I ate an egg shell. The other morning, I was making egg whites and a piece of shell fell in. It was small, well smallish. I figured, it couldn't hurt, so I never pulled it out. A few minutes later, I took a bite and it was crunchy.

4. I walked into a restroom, and thought it was the men's room, apologized, and walked out.  It turns out, it was the women's restroom, and I made a horrible mistake.

All right friends, its time, fess up.

Friday Confession, Dental Edition

Happy Friday y'all. I hope that everyone is gearing up for a great long weekend.

This week, I had a dentist appointment, and I spent a lot of time this week thinking about this appointment and preparing for it. For some reason, I fixated on this one dentist appointment, and wanted to prepare well. (I really don't know why). Given how much thought I put into it, I was hyper excited, overly nice, and very chatty when I got in the chair.

1. I asked about the suction wand etiquette.  As the hygienist was cleaning my teeth, she would do some work, then stick the suction wand in my mouth and told me to close. I really like that suction thing. Apparently, I held onto it a little too long, and the hygienist kept saying "ok, let go please." That lead to me asking how long I was allowed to keep it in my mouth, and if there was proper etiquette that I did not know about.

2.I brushed my teeth for an hour the night before the dentist. And another 45 minutes before my appointment. She could tell, and apparently, one should not brush their teeth for nearly 2 hours in a 24 hour period. Busted.

3. I freaking quoted Michael Scott again, and yet again, she did not get the quote. She asked if I have been flossing, and I replied "Yes, I did, and there was blood everywhere, but I did it." She stopped cleaning my teeth, and went into a diatribe about how if I was bleeding when flossing that was a huge deal and we really needed to spend some time figuring out what to do about it. I had to interrupt her and let her know that I was quoting Michael from The Office. She was not a fan of the show.

Thats it team, fess up.

Have a great long weekend!

Friday Confessions

Hi everyone! I hope you have had a swell week, and are ready for the weekend!!

Its time for us to get our confessions on:

1.On a walk one evening I said "You know, whats really stopping me from going in that house? Its nothing but a lock, and how hard is it to pick?" P's response.... "And thats why you would go to prison." There is this house that is so cute, and I want more than anything to look around inside.

2. I sat in a bathroom stall at work and played on my phone for 30 minutes. I am sure my coworkers thought I died in there or something, but I just didn't feel like closing my office door, so I took up a stall.

3. I dutch oven P in bed.  He gets so mad, but its so funny to do to him!

Alright everyone, fess up!!!

Friday Confessions

Happy Friday everyone!

Its that time of the week to lay it all out there, confess all the stuff we have done wrong this week.

1.I used the phrase "If I die" this week. If I die? Seriously? Who do I think I am, Edward Cullen? I am about 95% sure that one day I will pass away.

2.I quoted Michael Scott from The Office in a meeting of all men. And no one knew the quote.  We are finishing up a construction job, and in a room of all men, and me (wearing a pink shirt no less). One guy said, "I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am not superstitious, but" and then he knocked on the table. In true Michael Scott form, I said "I'm not superstitious, I'm a little stitious." No one knew the quote, then I had to explain it, then I had to explain The Office, and I just ended up looking dumb, not unlike Michael Scott.

3. I strained my hamstring trying to show off at the gym. At my gym, not a lot of women use the free weights, its mostly guys. And, the guys always give women odd looks. So I decided to do some Roman Dead Lifts with a really heavy weight. I got thru 3 then my hammy locked up and cramped. I had to put the weight down and hobble out of the gym and foam roll at my house.

4. I quoted Michael Scott again to the IT guy. Again, he didn't get it. He was working on my computer and could not figure out what was happening. He said, "Allison, what the heck did you do?" I replied "When the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly asking you for money, you send it to him." The IT guy froze, and said, "Are you serious? Please tell me you didn't really send money, thats a scam." I had to ensure him that I was totally kidding, and again, explain The Office and the quote from the show.  Maybe its time to stop quoting Michael Scott in the work place.

That's it friends.

Fess up!

Friday Confessions

Howdy ho y'all. Its Friday, thank goodness.

Y'all, these last 2 weeks have been some of the roughest I've had in my professional career. When I went on vacation, everything at work was 100% zipped up tight. It was as close to perfect as my office has ever been. Without getting into details, there was an accident (we are not at fault, but have to deal with the aftermath) that is resulting in an insurance claim that is nearly half a million dollars.

That's enough serious talk. Its Friday, that means its confession day. Let's do this.

1. P and I laid in bed and watched our neighbors from our window. We were creepin'. Our neighbors are a bit different, and this past weekend they were working in their yard. We could not figure out what they were doing, so we laid in bed and watched them. P kept telling me to be still and not move the curtains they wouldn't notice us watching. I asked if we should get the binoculars to get a better view.

2.I took my bra off in the car while driving. It is approximately 1000 degrees here in Texas right now. One day, I was sweating profusely, so when I got in the car to go home, I took off my bra in the parking garage.

3. I had a wet t-shirt contest at work. No seriously, I did. I was wearing a white shirt, and I went to take a drink of water, and somehow missed my mouth. My entire 32 oz cup of water ended up on my shirt. That was at 9:22 AM. I had a meeting at 10:00, so I threw on a sweater (again in 1000 degree weather) and rushed to Target and bought the first top I saw and a new bra.

4. I sexted. Sexting is the most hilarious word to me, and I've always wanted to do it. So I did. I don't think I am very good at it though. But, its hot, cheesy, and gooey, which if I understand sexting correctly thats what it should be. See the text below between me and the hubs.

Sexting. Its not that fun. I know the contact say's JV. I have about 86 nicknames for my husband and JV is one of them. I think P sauce is his favorite though.

All right y'all, its your turn. Fess up!!

Friday Confessions

Happy Friday friends!!!

Its now time for our weekly confessions.

1.I bought a box of cereal on Tuesday. I threw the box away on Thursday.  I don't understand how anyone can eat a standard serving of 1/2 cup, and be full. So I just had many many increments in 1/2 cup servings.

2.I had jury duty and got out at 11:00. I came home and had myself a lovely day off. Maybe I could have gone into the office, I probably should have....but I didn't.

3. I made a pretty obscene bachelorette gift for my cousins future wife whom I have never met. The caption on the card says "so your neck won't get cold." Again, I have never met her, so I probably could have just given her a gift card or something. Hopefully she gets my humor.

4. I pretend to pick up my dog's poo in front of peoples houses.  I didn't though, I just left it there.

Alright ladies, fess up!

Friday confessions

Happy Friday everyone. I hope you have had an amazing week!

It's time for Friday Confessions.

1.I spent one night cleaning out my chest of drawers, and before I went to bed, I thought, that was really fun. I know how to rage. I spent a few hours folding panties, cleaning out shirts, and organizing. Not exactly a party girl, but I had a really good time.

2. Sometimes, I don't return texts because I am lazy, and I tell the person I never received it. It's really not too big of a deal because the only people who text me are my mom, P, and BFF.

3. Someone was going number two in the restroom at work, and I walked in, smelled it and said, "eww, people are disgusting, and walked out." Given that I have a high profile at my place of work I probably should not have said that. But seriously, it was sick.

4. I ordered food to go from a restaurant,and forgot to pick it up. I just forgot, and felt really bad. Whoops!

 

Alright, fess up.

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Friday Confessions

I hope y'all have all had a great week.

It's time for our Friday Confessions!

1.I have been wildly unproductive at work. These past 2 weeks with the World Cup on, I have been streaming it on our iPad. 2 games a day at 2 hours a piece, thats 4 hours a day that I am hardly working.

2. I broke a really expensive and very nice orchid at work. It was leaning over on my assistants desk, so I tried to redirect it to the wall, and about 3/4 of the stem broke off in my hand. I put in the pot and walked away. The plant lady came in the next week, and was ticked. She kept asking who did it, and we all played dumb.

3. I peeled off part of the wall covering in our bathroom. Whoever lived in our house before us put some really weird wall covering on our master bathroom wall. The textured using hay. (Yea, its weird to us too.) I have hated it for 2 years, and this past week, when P was out of town, I started picking at it. And now, in the middle of the wall, its picked off and looks even worse than before. 

All right, happy Friday! Fess up friends!

Friday Confessions

Hope everyone is having a great week! Any weekend plans?

Its that time of week....Friday confessions!

1.I took my jeans off in the car at a stop light and drove home in my underwear. We had an event this week that was outdoors, and it was HOT. I was an idiot and wore blue jeans rather than shorts, and by the time I left, I was a sweaty mess and could not take it anymore. So I took off my jeans and drove home with no pants on.

2. P and I went to a bakery and bought a dozen cookies and a huge brownie, and they were all gone within 3 hours. There is no explanation needed other than they were really good.

3. When walking my dog this week, I didn't pick up poo from a yard. I was going to, but then I looked around to see if anyone was watching and darted off.

4. When walking my other dog this week, I picked up the poo in a poo bag, then left the bag in their yard. In my defense, I still had a long way to run, and I could not run with poo in my hand.

5. There is a poo bag on my porch that has been there for over a week. At least my dogs are getting some great exercise this week....right?

Fess up!!!

Friday confessions

Hey y'all, it's Friday, and you knew what that means.....

 

1. I went running one morning and thought I saw a snake, and froze. For 2 full minutes I just stood there watching. Turns out, it was a piece of a bike chain that broke off, and not a snake. So, not sure what will happen when I do come across a real snake....

2. I lost in at Bed Bath and Beyond. Have y'all been in that store? There is too much stuff, the isles are too narrow and there are too many people. I exclaimed, quite loudly " there are too many people in here" as I was trapped behind a large group of women. They heard, they stared, and continued to block the isle.

3. I was the ultimate loser at a fancy Thai restaurant. I don't like Asian food, it's just not my thing. It took about 5 minutes of explaining to the waiter that I wanted grilled chicken, rice, and sautéed veggies, with. O sauce. He kept suggesting other things, but I kept saying no and telling him what I wanted. Keep in mind that I was at a work dinner, so it was a tad bit embarrassing.

 

All right, fess up!

 

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Friday Confessions

Happy Friday Friends!

I hope that everyone is having a great week, and is gearing up for some amazing plans this Memorial Day Weekend. We are heading out to the lake for some swimming, kayaking, and hiking. I am looking forward to some late nights, some fireflies, and the smell of sunscreen.

I have been a bad girl this week--so lets do this and get our confessions on.

1. One night we ate a bag of Doritos and a pack of chocolate chip cookies for dinner while laying on the couch watching t.v. Bastion of health am I not? P sauce and I were both so tired and didn't want to cook or go pick up dinner, so we went to the gas station and ate sugar and empty carbs for dinner. 

2. I tried to get P to open the curtains on morning and expose himself to the guy repairing our irrigation system. One morning, as I was leaving for work, I saw the irrigation guy working. P just got out of the shower, and as I pulled out of the driveway I called him and said, "OMG open up the curtain right now." He already saw the guy outside before he got in the shower. I am a mean lady, but I thought it would be hilarious. 

3. I am way to emotionally invested in The Game of Thrones.  This show is addicting and I think about it way to much during the day and I talk about it to anyone who will listen. 

4.I bought a diet coke this week, and within 2 sips, I convinced myself that I could fee it rotting my brain, so I threw it into the trash can. I know DC is bad for you and I don't normally drink it, but I was craving something other than water. I held it for about 45 seconds and tried to feel if the aspartame was affecting my mental abilities. I got scared that it was so I threw it away.

Fess up friends! 

Friday Confessions

Hey gang! I hope everyone has had an amazing week.

Time to get our Friday Confessions on!

1. I have eaten at Chick Fil A 4 times in the last 5 days. As you can tell, I have eaten like crap this week. But, for some reason, at lunch every day, a chargrilled chicken sandwich sounds so good!

2. I have described my restroom ongoings with P in graphic detail. I had food poisoning last week, and have still been battling stomach issues this week. And, luckily for P, I tell him all about it.

3. We watched 3 seasons of Game of Thrones in less than 2 weeks. Each season is 10 episodes and each episode is an hour long. One day, friends came over and we watched 6 episodes in a row.

4. I offered to translate between and English speaker and Spanish speaker. I can hardly speak Spanish, but for some reason, I act like I lived in Mexico and am fluent. Luckily, they did not take me up on the offer.

Time to fess up!

Friday Confessions

Howdy ho amgios! Is there an amigo other than P that reads this? Pretty sure y'all are all amigos.

Here are my weekly confessions.

1. I ate 3 sleeves of Saltines and drank a gallon of Sprite. I had food poisoning this week, and to help myself get over it, I bought crackers and Sprite. Not sure if 100 crackers and chugging sugar soda water gets rid of stomach aches.

2. I throw our dog poo over the fence into the alley. I am the worlds greatest neighbor ever.

3. When taking out the trash, rather than opening the gate and setting it behind the garage, I hurl it over the fence. Again, I am the best neighbor ever. And it ticks P off to no end.

4. I paid money to get my nails painted, and then proceeded to pick all the polish off within 2 days.  Waste of moolah.

Ok, fess up my friends!!!

Friday Confessions

Happy Friday!

Let's do this.

1.I walked into a public restroom in my office and it stuck really badly. I went into the stall to use the restroom and someone walked in. I said "I did not make that smell, that was someone else." I was a bit paranoid that someone thought I did that.

2. I painted my nails while on a long conference call at work. It was a nationwide call, and there was nothing I needed for the call. So, I decided to multitask.

3. I went for a run, and ended up doubling my mileage because of all the walking I did. Thats not really the way to train hard. I would run a bit, walk, run, walk. That was not on the training plan.

Hope y'all have a great weekend!!

Fess up!!!